Persumption writing game: Rewriting sentance with different endings.
This is just as a note again this is a writting game I tried that didn't really have much success.
It a game in persumption the idea is you take the sentenacne starting with just the first word write a new sentance that baffles the persumption and then take the first two words write a sentance and so on.
The line is:
Excuse me I've just moved in next door could I burrow a cup of suger:
Excuse my face, but I'm your neighbour
Excuse me, I just farted and next door and I think our ventilation systems are connected.
Excuse me, I've killed your son and I'm just looking for forgiveness.
Excuse me, I've just found god and though you might want to meet him.
Excuse me, I've just moved heaven and earth to meet you, you have lovely eyes.
Excuse me, I've just moved in three blocks away and was wondering if I could burrow some sugar.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next week I'm your son back from th future with a important message.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door, and I'm sorry you really don't live upto my my expectations you've got two week to find another apartment.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could you keep the noise down.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could I build a extension through your living room.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could I burrow your young nubile daughter.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could I burrow a kidney.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could I burrow a cup, were to poor to afford our own.
Excuse me, I've just moved in next door , could I burrow a cup of, human blood.
Excuse me I've just moved in next door could I burrow a cup of suger:
Not terrible sure how well this would work as a material writer. However it is a good exercise to realise how the human mind automatically persumse the end of sentance and teaches you to bewilder them.
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