Shite Joke generator
This is a Jokes generate that I forced J into to doing with me.
I basically goes like this on eof us woudl start then then next perosn would right something and J would then add some funny stuff and I would call it a joke.
It didn't work that well.
For example:
Bobby went out to play in the bushes.
When he came back he was ccarryingn a dead cat under one arm.
His mother shocked, screamed and put him up for adopotion.
And over the ensuing lonely years, the cat copse was his only friend, ans slowely at first but as time progressed they got closer and closer.
Until finally Bobby and the corpse where ready to sleep together.
Which they did.
Er Sex is rude.
And:
"My husband is only good for three things" Beryl said over the fence to her neightbour.
Revealing a bumper basket of Tropical fruit.
Washing fruit, peeling fruit and cooking with it.
Thank God he's blind.
It gets worse:
Harry was born to a strict family.
He didn't even know how to catch a bus.