Smoking, Yaaa
Much safer than a pension,
Cos in the future non-smokers are never going to die,
Just get continuously smaller and slower.
They’ll be like ugly tarimigoties,
“Feed Me, Give Me Medicine, turn Coronation Street up really fucking loud so I can sleep through it.”

Cheer if you’re here to see some great comedy
Cheer if you’re here to see some average comedy
Cheer if you here to see if I’m stealing your material

Great, On with the Hilarity!

My greatest achievement in life is something that I have no absolutely no memory of. Years ago my mom won the highly converted Women […]