Okay this is a example of how the IQ press works let us now see if it does.

Po Within the circle
Michael Jackson writes a song in his defence
New Pope declares the Christianity was all made up.
Charles and Camilla release porn film of wedding night.
NO tits at the wedding Camilla has the out.
Conservatives threaten to eat babies unless they get voted into power.

Story
Michael Jackson Trial
New Pope
Charles and Camilla wedding
Postal election rigged

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Dinosaurs
Rape
Black hole
Lama
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