Jordan and Peter Andrew split, not terrible surprising, what could that huge breasted media whore. Possible have in common with Jordan.

I image her as Jabber the hut with Garth Gates on a chain in a gold bikini. If Celebrates are our new gods then she is the big Orange Buda of Slagdom.

She suppose to get good to look at and has big breasts, And she has a blind baby, poor thing. That kid must have been Hitler in a past life, poor thing. He can’t see her and their no nutrition coming out of though beach balls. And before he even left the Womb he got Garth Gates Cock in his eye. Which we have already established is the most degrading thing that can happen to you.

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