It was funny being dyslexic at school, because If couldn’t spell stuff they would give me a dictionary. That was a great help, don’t know the alphabet and have no clue how the word is spelt, so what they are basically saying is read through this thousands page book and pick the one the description that fit it best.

At university I had just split up with my girlfriend and I was a bit upset. So I text my mate Dave for some reassurance. I text him 'Hay Dave, I've just split up with my girlfriend , do you want to come down the pub." , however due to perdictive text it came out as 'Gay Date , I've just split up with my girlfriend, do you want to come down the pub."

The weirdest text I ever got was when I was sitting on a train with a bunch of mates and I got a text message that "I'm getting laid" then all my mates got one. I could just just imagine him their right in the middle of the dirty deed typing in the texts. I feel sorry for her, god if it was me I'd have to ask her to help me to spell laid.

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