At university I had just split up with my girlfriend and I was a bit upset. So I text my mate Dave for some reassurance. I text him 'Hay Dave, I've just split up with my girlfriend , do you want to come down the pub." , however due to perdictive text it came out as 'Gay Date , I've just split up with my girlfriend, do you want to come down the pub."

The best text I ever got was when I was sitting on a train some mates and I got a text message that said "I'm getting laid" then all my mates got one. I was such a occasion for him he couldn't wait to tell everyoe. I could just just imagine him their right in the middle of the dirty deed typing in the texts. I feel sorry for her, god if it was me I'd have to ask her to help me to spell laid.

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