Molly: Hi, I’m Molly Slozhwowzki, please could you now welcome onto the stage; he’s marvellous, he’s magnificent, he’s YOUR messiah – Marcus Pimbleton.

::Molly gestures next to her with both hands; Marcus rushes on stage and stands directly in front of Molly, obscuring her (flies undone?)::

Marcus: Yes, yes. That’s right. Tonight, I, Marcus Pimbleton and her, […]

Smoking
Smoking, Yaaa
Much safer than a pension,
Cos in the future non-smokers are never going to die,
Just get continuously smaller and slower.
They’ll be like ugly tarimigoties,
“Feed Me, Give Me Medicine, turn Coronation Street up really fucking loud so I can sleep through it.”

Gay

Do we have any closet homosexual in the audience?

No! I won’t do […]