Jordan and peter Andrew split up. Not terrible surprising. Didn’t take a clairvoyant to predict that. I mean what could that huge breasted media whore possible have in common with Jordan.

I think this is funny, Jordan only real selling point is that she’s attractive, in a FHM kinda way. And she has a blind baby. He being punished for something, he must have been Hitler in a past life. Can’t see her, their no nutrition coming out of those Beach balls and before he’s out of the womb he’s got Gather Gates Cock in his eye.

Least he doesn’t have to read her book,

only remember them as haunting bed time stories and ‘then mummy had her breasts cut open and more silicon put into them, so that FHM would pay her to suck on a cucumber’ This poor crying malnutritioned little blind boy ‘do you what to hear the one where I make Gather Gates Tinky Winky bleed’, ‘Nine, mother, just kill me now, End my retched Existence.’

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