FAQ
E how are you so great?
What! erm I'm not where did you get that idea from? But I'm flattered you think that, Thanks.
How can I hire you to perform Stand up?
If your asking me this you obviously haven't seen me do standup, I suck. I wouldn't do a paid gig if you paid me. I would be so racked with guilt from taking your money. If I get better I might do some then, but at the moment I think I'll just kick around the open spots.
Why do you not put your name up and not just E.
I'm not sure.
Whats the Capitial of Nepal
I'm not good with geography, I've got a friend who a retired geography teacher so If you really want to know I can go ask him, he'll know.
E Your shit, just give up?
God you change your tune, you like me earlier. Plus that is not a question. Even if you do put a question mark at the end that doesn't make it a question. If you had said 'Why don't you just give up?' that would have been a question. Having your grammer picked apart by a dlysixic. Shame on you.
E how frequently do you actuly get asked these qestions?
Well not actully that often, or ever really.