Loo News (editorial)
So, did this rock your world or just give you the shits? I know it gave me the shits but since it was all I had left to eat at the time I can’t really complain. We welcome all feedback regarding Loo News so if you have any comments, be they good, bad or just plain malicious; send us an e-mail and well do our best to sate your perverted little desires.
We intended this edition of the Loo News to be a bit of a trial run to see what kind of interest is generated and also to see if anyone out there would like to join our writing team. The posts we’re especially looking to fill are:
Sports Journalist
Agony Aunt/Uncle
Gimp
Entertainment Journalist
Gimp
We’re hoping for this to become a fortnightly publication with members of the team expected to attend one weekly meeting and submit a single article for printing every two weeks. So if you fancy yourself as a bit of a writer (or just fancy experiencing the glib tactile ecstasy of stuffing moist Farley’s Rusks into a pair of imitation rubber corduroys) then drop us an e-mail.
The privileges that go hand in hand with writing for us include a groovy press pass (hand drawn by me), tons of respect and adulation, and the chance to get your writing out there being read by, if not millions then at least perhaps a couple of stoners who have recently run out of roach material.