When I was still only a kid, my mum won the highly coveted Woman’s Own’s ‘I have the worst son in the world’ competition. I admit the competition was pretty stiff, but I came up the worst. There were two things that clinched it for me:

Firstly, my mum kept this huge record collection in a […]

E how are you so great?

What! erm I’m not where did you get that idea from? But I’m flattered you think that, Thanks.

How can I hire you to perform Stand up?

If your asking me this you obviously haven’t seen me do standup, I suck. I wouldn’t do a paid gig if you paid me. […]