Another incredible failure of a set.
Now this was me testing a permise and really I think it was a bad test. I wanted to get away from the wanting to make people laught, so I created a character that refused to crack jokes becaus ethey were too funny. It was a bit like monthy python 'The Killer Joke' but not funny. A very painful memory…
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That ain't funny
I'm fucking funny
I'm fucking hysterical.
I could do jokes that
It starting at school
I did like a tight one-liner right in this kids left
eye. He was lucky.
Kill the right side of his brain,creative side, yer
now he walk like robot. He out on covent garden, he
just trying to get to work.
Don't look at me with those come to bed eyes, I'm
booked up until the alcoplyse. Thats ten times a
night.
Looking at me as if figing idoit.
I'm a fucking genuis
I wrote that steven hawking book
he's just my front man.
I tock pity on him.
E goes Ow Ed your cutting social commentry has given
me multiple scrosis.
Don't worry hawkin, ave this book
sit in this chair, wear these, women love glasses.
I'll record you some shit, The universe came out my
arse and stuff.
You should hear my Irony, your brain goes ow all
interllectal, whilst your body is melting.
And I can dance and sing I'm a all round entertainer I
taught micheal jackson everyhting he knows.
He goes I just want to touch childern. Come ere I make
you a star, bit of make up, some stupid hair.
Everybody loves a pedophile. YOu'll make loads of
money.
Like JFK that was fucking me, and that just because I
didn't return his phone calls.