Solid set
Jordan and peter Andre have got engaged how long is that going to last? I mean what does that huge breasted media whore possibly have in common with Jordan.
Has anyone noticed how over-complicated shaving has become? I mean, back in the good old days in the wild west, all real men had to use was a gun. Not now we have Gillette 58 bladed razors.
I love their adverts. My Favourite this one and I not making this up these are the actually words.
There is a power so awesome so irresistible that you will do anything to get your hands on it.
ANYTHING kill your mother suck off a tramp there is no level of depravity that you will not delve for the new battery powered Gillette.
What does it do?
Why does the damm thing need a battery?
Does it have a small speaker in it that talks to you?
Your so sexy, you’re the man, I adore caressing your face. You know what I love about you, the way you buy Gillette products. Don’t go out, real women don’t understand you, stay in we can shave all night.
Thousands of men found dead with no face a talking razor stuck up their arse.
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That where it all going unless we stop the madness
No cos it’s cool to be mad now, I get really sick of people going on about how mad they are.
“Don’t mind my loony-tunes tie, I’m just a bit mad that’s all.”
No. No you’re not. Just take a walk around a mental institution and you’ll soon see it isn’t full of people wearing loud jumpers impersonating Noel Edmunds. It’s full of disturbed and deeply upset social rejects. Like Noel Edmunds.
You just want to take these people and introduce them to someone who’s actually properly mad.
“Hi Keith, why don’t you join us? You know Dave don’t you? He’s that thirty-stone escaped psychopath who collects Children’s eyes. Ah, look at him eating that cat. Go on, show him your tie.”
Do we have any closet homosexual in the audience?
No?
I’ll do it anyway.
Are you a closet homosexual if you like to have anal sex with your girlfriend.
Whilst she impersonates Mr T.
Whos your fool?
Come on, Who’d you pity?
I’m not getting on a plane for no sucker.
Jordan, What does she do, she famous for, having breast.
I’d love to see her CV.
Name: Katie Price AKA Jordan
Occupation: transporters and displayer of Breasts.
She gets away with it because sex sells. Rule number one of all advertising, if you use the products that sexy people use you become sexy by associations.
NEEDS REWRITING
I kinda imagine people go into clubs and go, “hay baby, see this watch it the same one brad Pitt wore, and this mobile same one as Beckham used in that advert for this mobile. And you know what baby I got the same car insurance as Steve Redgrave, does that get you wet.”
What we should do is as they do and not as they say, “Hi, They is a power so awesome, so incredible you will do anything to get you hands on my cock.”
Yey
Try it, it doesn’t work.