Archive for October, 2005

The Shrimprocket performance is less than a day away.

Friday, October 21st, 2005

Now I’m bricking it, tomorrow is the big performance. Hurrah and for some bizarre reason we have decided to do a Halloween special! Which is a terrible idea, we aren’t very good at horror film genre which may prove rather unscary, exspecaly when the big monster we have been building up to turn out to be me cross eyed.

It doesn’t really matter the shows are better when we fuck up anyway.

Ow and we did ask Valeria to join and she has invited ten of her friends to come see the show. Which is cool,but we are already sold out! . So we may have a oxygen problem.

But you haven’t popped by to hear me drone on.

“In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.”

- Spike Milligan

Now for some new sites I found whilst surfing. Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic. Here is more craziness form the boys at walnut smoothie email joke.

But now I must go.

actress and the producer sketch

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

scene starts with the a setrotypical film produce nuts deep in a pretty young actress. after he has finished and pulls away she says:

actress: So when can I start on the film.
producer: Well about that you see, erm….

The camera pulls out to show that it is a scene in a class and their are a load of young actress all at desk taking not and maybe a sign on the wall, ‘how to get your audition’.

Teacher: So can anyone see what Sally did wrong.
random actress: She didn’t orgasm?
Teacher: No she didn’t get a contract signed before sleeping with him! All way get him to sign the contract first. any questions?
another random actress: Can you blow him?
Teacher: yes thats fine.