actress and the producer sketch
scene starts with the a setrotypical film produce nuts deep in a pretty young actress. after he has finished and pulls away she says:
actress: So when can I start on the film.
producer: Well about that you see, erm….
The camera pulls out to show that it is a scene in a class and their are a load of young actress all at desk taking not and maybe a sign on the wall, 'how to get your audition'.
Teacher: So can anyone see what Sally did wrong.
random actress: She didn't orgasm?
Teacher: No she didn't get a contract signed before sleeping with him! All way get him to sign the contract first. any questions?
another random actress: Can you blow him?
Teacher: yes thats fine.