I've drawn a picture of a bum in ASCII characters:

The bottom of the picture is slightly wonky, but this has always been a problem when creating art in ASCII characters. With further funding I would be looking to massively expand on the detail and size. If any of your charitable organisations would be […]

sketch idea

Two guys in a pub, one goes n about how sensitly he’s been going after this women. and how all his heart felt try have fallen on dead ear.

His mate reply drunkenly.

You cock, your doing it wrong. Women don’t like that crap. Women like a man whos aloof, that why I stay […]