These were My ideas for tag line for shimp rocket. Admitable they are a little risky:

Small salty pink comedy.

Like Eddie Izzard on night nurse

Comedy so intimate you can cop a feel

High in Omega 3
(may contain traces of humour)

A great alternative to your shit mates

High brow humour for the super intelligent

The only […]

All they will do is just give the money to perpeuate their depressive cycle until finally they die where I will stilate the global economy by buy myself ipod and other shit.

Job we hate to buy shit we don’t need.

When ever you look at somehting from a moral point of view all you need to […]