This is a email between S and D, after me and S decided to leave a bus due to the point we were going to get in a fight for displaying the clear sign of homesexuality being not wearing the same clothes as everyone else.
From: S
To: D
Subject: Weekend.
On Friday night my friend and I had to make an interesting decision:
1. Get off the bus.
2. Stay on the bus and risk serious physical injuries courtesy of (more…)
This is the greatest randomly generated comedy I have seen in a long while. It’s called :They fight crime
Some of my favorites:
He’s a genetically engineered Catholic senator who must take medication to keep him sane. She’s a radical gypsy angel from a different time and place. They fight crime!
He’s an immortal zombie romance novelist in a wheelchair. She’s a cold-hearted junkie Hell’s Angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
He’s a leather-clad coffee-fuelled dwarf who must take medication to keep him sane. She’s a disco-crazy Bolivian hooker on her way to prison for a murder she didn’t commit. They fight crime!
He’s a maverick ninja firefighter searching for his wife’s true killer. She’s a warm-hearted nymphomaniac cab driver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!