These were My ideas for tag line for shimp rocket. Admitable they are a little risky:
Small salty pink comedy.
Like Eddie Izzard on night nurse
Comedy so intimate you can cop a feel
High in Omega 3
(may contain traces of humour)
A great alternative to your shit mates
High brow humour for the super intelligent
The only impro troop personally blessed by Jesus Christ
Redefining Impro (i.E. Getting it wrong)
3rd funniest crustacean / missile based comedy impro troop in north east London .
Laughter is the best medicine, we're an effective placebo.
Shrimp rocket are to impro, what Noel Edmonds is to self help.
Shrimp Rocket, Redefining stuff
The only Impro troop trained by Yoda
We don't even know the meaning of Impro
Standards so low, we've got to succeed.
Sponsored by Milstar, maker of the Atlas Missiles; obliterating people since 1998.
Cos lets face it, your mates are boring
The cheapest way to see men in wigs in Soho
And the one that won: 3rd funniest crustacean / missile based comedy impro troop in north east London .
On a more positive note.
Foulds made the suggestion that I change the horse liability page