Jordan and peter Andre have got in engaged how long is that going to last? I mean what does that huge breasted media whore possible have in common with Jordan.
And she pregnant again,

Shaving is getting more complicated in the old days we had real men who could go down a stream and just smash the stubble off with a rock. But Gillette put an end to that with their 58 bladed razors.

I love their adverts it always innovation at it most pointless. My Favourite was the one that goes:
There is a power so awesome so irresistible that you will do anything to get your hands on it, Anything kill your mother suck off a tramp there is no level of depravity that you will not delve for the new battery powered Gillette.

What does it do?
Why does the damm thing need a battery?

Does it have a small speaker in it that talks to you.

Your so sexy, you’re the man, I adore caressing your face. You know what I love about you, the way you buy Gillette products. Don’t go out, real women don’t understand you, stay in we can shave all night.

Thousands of men found dead with no face a talking razor stuck up their arse.

That where it all going unless we stop the madness

Do we have any closet homosexual in the audience?

No?

I’ll do it anyway.

Are you a closet homosexual if you like to have anal sex with your girlfriend.

Whilst she impersonates Mr T.

Whos your fool?

Come on, Who’d you pity?

I’m not getting on a plane for no sucker.

Peter Andre going on TV being all-smug. It’s not an achievement to go out with Jordan she all ready slept with everyone else. You’re there purely through purpose of elimination.

I like to imagine Peter André attempting to seduce Jordan.

Owww Owww , mysterious girl

What

I want to make love to you.

You’ll have to wait until westlife have finished.

What does she do, she famous for, having breast.
I’d love to see her CV.
Name: Katie Price AKA Jordan
Occupation: transporters and displayer of Breasts.

She gets away with it because sex sells. Rule number one of all advertising, if you use the products that sexy people use you become sexy by associations.

I kinda imagine people go into clubs and go, “hay baby, see this watch it the same one brad Pitt wore, and this mobile same one as Beckham used in that advert for this mobile. And you know what baby I got the same car insurance as Steve redgrave, does that get you hot.”

What we should do is as they do and not as they say, “Hi, They is a power so awesome, so incredible you will do anything to get you hands on my cock.”

Yey
Try it, it doesn’t work.

Well the set didn't go that well 90% of it was useless, so I think this is a drp it and start again situation.

Hello

A general survival technique .
Don’t get friendly with the dolphins
exspecaily if your a tuna.

I’m dyslexic. At school If couldn’t spell something they’d give me a dictionary. Great, don’t know the alphabet and haven’t a clue how it’s spelt. So basically you want me to read a thousand page book and pick the description that fit best.

Sorry, Usually my set are incredible rude, however the last time I did a gig I found my self in the awkward situation of doing a impression of raping Mt T in, in front of a audience full of pensioners. It kinda scarred me; I’ve completely lost my nerve now, every time I look at you all I see are these small withered, disapproving faces. Going
“ow so I fort in a war for this.”
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