Hello

A general survival technique .
Don’t get friendly with the dolphins
exspecaily if your a tuna.

I’m dyslexic. At school If couldn’t spell something they’d give me a dictionary. Great, don’t know the alphabet and haven’t a clue how it’s spelt. So basically you want me to read a thousand page book and pick the description that fit best.

Sorry, Usually my set are incredible rude, however the last time I did a gig I found my self in the awkward situation of doing a impression of raping Mt T in, in front of a audience full of pensioners. It kinda scarred me; I’ve completely lost my nerve now, every time I look at you all I see are these small withered, disapproving faces. Going
“ow so I fort in a war for this.”
Read the rest of this entry »

Well yesterday I played my Nice Set downstairs at the kings head. 17 per pill. Nimodipine (marketed by Bayer as Nimotop) is a dihydropyridine calcium channel "Information for Healthcare Professionals: Nimodipine (marketed as Nimotop)Nimotop. Buy Nimotop 5% plusNimotop 30mg by Bayer side effects. This medication is used to improve symptoms cNimotopDO NOT ADMINISTER NIMOTOPMedStore. I think I managed to go for about 3 minutes, which wasn't bad for something that I knock up that da Do not use Tegretol without telling your doctor if you are pregnant. Tegretol (generic name carbamazepine) is an anticonvulsant often prescribed as a mood stabilizer for those with bipolar disorder (manic depression). Buy Tegretol Order Today. Breaking News, Expert Tips, Member Support, Treatment Options & More. y. Still I can't wait until I have enought material that I don't have to spend the whole day writing before hand.

One thing I was quite impressed by was the quality of the other stand ups, not one of them had under 60 gig unders their belt which puts my 12 to shame. I wish I had a slightly better memory for name but their was a couple that stood out Tash she who runs a club was their and was fantasic, sort of Rock Chick gone wrong. A Fihish coemdien who also was geat really dry one liners can't for the sake of me rember his name (God I hate my flaky memory).

Things I learn't from this gig:

1: Don't put bad joke in and think that people will laught becuase of how shit they are.
2: 80% of audience want you to be rude.
3: Tescos Fruit smoothies are way over priced.