Hello

Check me out.

I was a strange kid.

One summer my parent, put together these wasp traps, which consisted of an old jam jar filled with water. Wasps would fly into jar and drown. So as a bored child with not much to play with I decided to collect up all the wasps, dry them off, cut them up, and super glue them together to make SUPER WASP.
A hundred odd dead wasps dicepted and stuck together in a huge ball.
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Hello

A general survival technique .
Don’t get friendly with the dolphins
exspecaily if your a tuna.

I’m dyslexic. At school If couldn’t spell something they’d give me a dictionary. Great, don’t know the alphabet and haven’t a clue how it’s spelt. So basically you want me to read a thousand page book and pick the description that fit best.

Sorry, Usually my set are incredible rude, however the last time I did a gig I found my self in the awkward situation of doing a impression of raping Mt T in, in front of a audience full of pensioners. It kinda scarred me; I’ve completely lost my nerve now, every time I look at you all I see are these small withered, disapproving faces. Going
“ow so I fort in a war for this.”
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